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| Do you have a penis? If so, answer this question: How would you feel and act if your penis turned into a vagina?
Do you have a vagina? Well, if you do, how would you act and feel if you vagina turned into a penis?
Well, here's what I think.
Males (assuming that they all have a penis; excludes hermaphrodites, etc.) would automatically freak out. "Where's my member?! Where's my little brother?!" Then they may soon get over it and start doing the splits and cross their legs (lady style).
As for females (assuming that they all have a vagina; excludes individuals with Turner syndrome, etc.), they would probably freak out at first just like the males. Then they would feel kinda awkward having something dangling between their legs. Then they would get a little more comfortable with it & soon find out why it's so fun to masturbate!
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| I know with the whole presidential election coming up and all, people start to have little discourses over which candidate rocks their socks.
My parents and I disagree on so many things in politics. Fo. Reals. We did not get into any arguments over them though... Amazing.
...UNTIL THE PRIMARIES CAME BY.
I was semi dedicated to John Edwards. My mother? Mrs. Hilary Clinton. Why? "'Cuh she a womaaan!"
What the fudge nuts. Cereally? You're going to base your vote on the sex of the candidate? How irresponsible and stupid is that?
Then she lost. =P
Now my Mama ain't votin' anymore. Instead, she just gives me dirty looks and yells at me occasionally every time I criticize her for her reasons in voting for Clinton.
Anyways, my parents and I also argue over gay marriage. My dad is firm on his decision in voting yes on Prop 8 (banning gay marriage in the state of California). Every time my parents see a gay marriage ceremony on the news they would go, "Look, look. Sick!" while pointing their mighty finger at TV. Oh how their ignorant and conservative ways annoy me...
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| Materialism
Him: you just made me realize something about clothes
Me: OMG there you go again hahah
Him: everytime i talk to you i remember clothes
Food and Sex (but mostly food)
Him: horny oysters?
Him: LOL
Me: noooo. eating it makes you horny. OM NOM NOM NOM.
Gossip
Me: She did what?!
Her: yep
Me: Oh no girrrrlfriend!
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| Stereotype: Asians are afraid of black people.
That's not the case for me though. Nope!
I don't mind them colored folks. I am however a bit afraid of lesbians. Yep! No lie.
Now don't get me wrong. I'm not a homosexual hater. I love the gays.
However... lesbians just so intimidating! I'm talking about the butch ones. *shivers*
[except for Pauline. What a nice vajayjay loverr she is.]
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| Imma huge time waster. I don't know if this is genetic, or not.
Yesterday was a great example.
I went to Party City to pick out a costume. Boy, that place is such a mad house! Unfortunately, the costume that I wanted got SOLD OUT. Ah please girrrlfriend.
Later I went to Target to pick up a gift before my friend and I headed to a party. We spent about 20 minutes on the same street looking for the apartment. When we finally found it, we stepped inside only to find... 10 people max standing around doing nothing like a bunch of kids at a school dance. OH BOY.
Um. What a waste of time. We drove 40 minutes just to see a this? "You betcha!"
--- I could have been rehearsing my speech and doing all sorts of nerdy school girl stuff.
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